people who base their morality on laws and dictionary definitions are incredibly dangerous and should be avoided at all costs
finding-a-free-username-is-hard:
When Yahoo try to get in with the Tumblr Famous.
My eye caught a dark form lying on the river bottom. It took me a few moments to comprehend what I had stumbled upon. Lying peacefully in the shallow waters of the river, only a few meters from shore, was a full-grown cougar. The contrast between the serenity of the scene I was witnessing and what must have played out here in the cougar’s final moments made me shiver. It was the first shiver of many, as I stripped down and waded out into the icy water to get this shot. x
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
i just found a carrot that looks like two legs running but i lost my shit when i noticed it looked like theres a tiny turtle on top
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube
if you find me, hide me: Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a…
I find Gordon Ramsay unspeakably hilarious.
Omfg
